Up A Lazy River (Without a Paddle)

I woke up this morning (actually, that is a little optimistic .. I'm sitting here at the computer in a semi-conscience state) feeling kind of lazy and any attempt on my part to "fake my way" through a blog post would be both obvious (you could tell my heart wasn't in it) and futile (pointless, useless, ineffectual, ineffective, inefficacious, to no effect, of no use, in vain, to no avail, unavailing; unsuccessful, failed, thwarted; unproductive, barren, unprofitable, abortive; impotent, hollow, empty, forlorn, idle, hopeless).

Since I am feeling a little on the lazy side, here are some quotes on that subject:

• Tomorrow is the only day in the year that appeals to a lazy man. - Jimmy Lyons

• Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard

• Offer the lazy an egg, and they'll want you to peel it for them. - A Proverb

• If you have a difficult task give it to a lazy man, he will find an easier way to do it. - Hlade’s Law

• You can't teach people to be lazy - either they have it, or they don't. - Dagwood Bumstead

Of course there are many, many other quotes on laziness.

If you want to see them, you can... look 'em up yourself.

"The sluggard buries his hand in the dish; he is too lazy to bring it back to his mouth." - Proverbs 26:15