Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Kev's Klip of the Week

A big THANK YOU to Facebook friend Steve Patterson for posting this on his "wall" yesterday (I'm not stealing .. just borrowing).

The guy reminds me a lot of Animal from The Muppets!

"Praise him upon the loud cymbals: praise him upon the high sounding cymbals." - Psalm 150:5

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Happy Birthday, Oscar!


According to the official Sesame Street website (yes, I sometimes browse around there .. when barbie.com is running a little slow .. I'm with you Steve Jobs .. Flash is evil), today is Oscar the Grouch's birthday.

It is not only his birthday .. he is 41 years old (can you believe it?) .. and single (this just seems like a recipe for disaster since he hangs out on a street corner all day long around little kids .. oh, and by the way .. don't even get me started about Bert and Ernie).

If you look at Oscar's bio, you will find that he likes collecting junk (he would absolutely adore my office), standing in line (the next time Cheryl needs something from Wal-mart .. I know who I'm calling), arguing (he really should marry and have children .. he would be in 'hog heaven' .. wait, that's where Miss Piggy was headed .. until Kermit saved her bacon), and rainy days (welcome to West Tennessee, of late).

He dislikes all things nice and sweet (there's a reason he's called a grouch, you know) and his favorite expression is "SCRAM!" (you can see why he has so endeared himself to boys and girls all around the world .. what child wouldn't love a rude, irritating, green monster who reeks of garbage?).

His favorite food?

Anchovy milkshakes, of course (who doesn't like a large glass of ice cream flavored with a small, common salt-water forage fish .. yum).

Despite all his faults and idiosyncrasies, Oscar is a pet owner and this takes him up several notches in my book (of course when you live in a trash can .. that's not really saying a lot).

He has a worm named Slimey and a pet elephant called Fluffy.

Happy Birthday, Oscar.

Can you tell me how to get .. how to get to Sesame Street?

Fine. Don't tell me .. jerk!

".. that there be no complaining in our streets."
- Psalm 144:14b

Monday, May 31, 2010

Lest We Forget


Thank you...

"And this day shall be unto you for a memorial .."
- Exodus 12:14a

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Happy Birthday, Mom!

You're Still Pretty Spry for Your Age!

"And the children of Benjamin did so, and took them wives, according to their number, of them that danced .." - Judges 21:23a

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Silly Song Saturday


Today is the 23rd anniversary of my 30th birthday.

Happy freakin' Birthday to me!

"They shall still bring forth fruit in old age; they shall
be fat .." - Psalm 92:14a

Friday, May 28, 2010

Funny Foto(s) Friday

May 28th is National Hamburger Day.

Lettuce all celebrate!





"And make me savory meat, such as I love, and bring it to me, that I may eat .." - Genesis 27:4a

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Becoming a "Better Than OK" Chorale


This morning at 10 o'clock there is a Tennessee Mens Chorale regional rehearsal for those of us who live in the western part of the state (cowboy hats and boots .. optional) at Union University (my alma mater .. although apparently the institution has no record of me ever being a student there .. can you say cover-up??).

This is in preparation for a concert/worship experience in late June at Lifeway Ridgecrest Conference Center which .. in the actual words from their website .. is "nestled in the Blue Ridge Mountains, just minutes from Asheville, North Carolina" (nestled .. sounds tranquil and serene, doesn't it? .. much better than right slap-dab in the middle of nowhere).

Because of the hectic schedule of most music ministers (not me .. but most) and the length of the great state of Tennessee, we usually get together the day of an event, rehearse for several hours, and then sing.

This works fine when the audience is mostly preachers who, for the most part, are non-musicians (there are exceptions to the rule .. but the percentages are so small, I believe I can stand by this statement).

If you sing loud enough (boy do we .. what we lack in accuracy, we more than make up for in volume) and put a high note on the ending (we have some first tenors who sing notes only dogs can hear), they'll "eat it up" like fried chicken at a church picnic.

However, music week is different.

There will be real church musicians there critiquing (that means criticizing .. in Jesus' name) every aspect of our performance/presentation and we want to do our very best.

This is why we are having a two hour rehearsal four weeks before the event.

They say that practice makes perfect .. or, as my choir often says .. practice ruins a perfectly good Wednesday.

J.S. Bach's quote on the subject?

"There is nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself."

Too bad I'm a singer.

"This has been my practice .." - Psalm 119:56a