Never Kick a Fresh Cow Pie on a Hot Day

It is day four of our Saddle Ridge Ranch VBS at FBC Humboldt and it has been a great week.

Yesterday, several boys and girls "learned their ABC's" (Admit .. Believe .. Confess) and prayed to receive Christ as their personal Lord and Savior .. How exciting!!

Continue to pray for the children and workers. We close out on Friday.

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COWBOY COMPUTER SPECIALIST

• Log On: Making a wood stove hot

• Log Off: Too much wood on fire

• Monitor: Keep'n an eye on the wood stove

• Down Load: Gitten the farwood off'n the truck

• Mega Hertz: What ya git when ya git thrown offn yur horse

• Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood

• RAM: That thar thang what splits the farwood

• Hard Drive: Gitten home in the winter time

• Windows: Whut to shut when its cold outside

• Screen: Whut to shut when its black fly season

• Byte: Whut dem dang flies do

• Chip: Munchies fer the TV

• Micro Chip: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag

• Modem: Whatcha do to the hay fields

• Dot Matrix: Ole Dan Matrix's wife

• Lap Top: Whar the kitty sleeps

• Keyboard: Whar you hang the dang truck keys

• Software: Dem dang plastic forks and knives

• Mouse: What eats the grain in the barn

• Mouse Pad: That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives

• Main Frame: Holds up the barn roof

• Port: Fancy flatlander wine

• Enter: Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"

• Click: Whut you hear when you cock yer gun

• Double Click: When you cock the double barrel

• Reboot: Whut you have to do right before bedtime, when you have to go to the outhouse

"During the night I had a vision--and there before me was a man riding a red horse! He was standing among the myrtle trees in a ravine. Behind him were red, brown and white horses." - Zechariah 1:8