September 13th is FORTUNE COOKIE DAY (it is also INTERNATIONAL CHOCOLATE DAY, but someone has already beaten me to the punch and posted every conceivable humorous saying regarding that "delectable delight" on Facebook .. thanks a lot TWI) so .. if you have the misfortune of reading my blog .. today's entry is simply a list of "quips" and "quotes" that have made their way into these little "tasteless treats" (what are they made from? flavored styrofoam??).
- Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.
- You will be hungry again in one hour.
- Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.
- A woman who seeks to be equal with men lacks ambition.
- He who laughs last is laughing at you.
- A closed mouth gathers no feet.
- The world may be your oyster, but it doesn't mean you'll get its pearl.
- The fortune you seek is in another cookie.
- Never forget a friend. Especially if he owes you.
- Its about time I got out of that cookie.
- A can of worms won't open itself.
- That wasn't chicken!
These are some sayings we'd like to see (courtesy of dribbleglass.com):
- Never give up. Unless defeat arouses that girl in accounting.
- Long time figuring out tip, genius.
- If you can read this, you did not attend public school.
- Confucius say nothing until royalty payments received.
- Your nature makes you popular and a favorite of bail bondsmen.
- Your day will come. You can watch it from heaven.
- Hard times are behind you. Impossible times lie just ahead.
- Your plans would come to fruition if you weren't limited by being you.
"Restore our fortunes, O Lord .." - Psalm 126:4a
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