The temperature is currently 15° degrees.
It's so cold ...
- Hitchhikers are holding up pictures of thumbs
- The rats are bribing alley cats to snuggle
- Starbucks is serving coffee on a stick
- When the farmers milk their cows they get ice cream
- Richard Simmons has started wearing pants
- We're not going to clean the house - we'll just defrost it
- Down at the morgue you can't tell the stiffs from the guys who work there
- Instead of local anesthesia - Dr. Ben asks his patients to stick their head outside
- You don't have to trim your mustache - when the hair gets too long, you just break it off
- Boy Scouts are offering to de-ice little old ladies
- The flashers run up to their victims and describe themselves
- We had to salt the hallway
- When I turned on the shower this morning - I got hail
- We put a frozen pizza in the oven for 25 minutes and got - frozen pizza
- Spanish dancers don't need castanets - they just use their chattering teeth
- Kids are telling outrageous lies - hoping their pants will catch on fire
- Politicians are putting their hands in their own pockets
1 comment:
perfection! :)
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