One of my choir members (thanks Brad) sent me this several days ago and I felt like my readers might receive a blessing (and maybe just a few 'morning menu' ideas) if I posted it on the blog.
Hey Kev, that woman looks like your average choir member. She looks down all the time and never smiles and wants nothing out of this song but to be out of this song.The man, on the other hand, is what music ministers want their choirs members to look like...like they really are happy to be praising God. If I had a nickle for every time a music minister told us to smile, I wouldn't need my state retirement. I could retire on that alone!
Hi. I'm RevKev and I am the Minister of Worship and Music at an undisclosed Baptist church somewhere in the South that would prefer to remain nameless. When I told my family and friends I wanted to do stand-up comedy on the side, everyone laughed ... Well, no one's laughing now.
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Hey Kev, that woman looks like your average choir member. She looks down all the time and never smiles and wants nothing out of this song but to be out of this song.The man, on the other hand, is what music ministers want their choirs members to look like...like they really are happy to be praising God. If I had a nickle for every time a music minister told us to smile, I wouldn't need my state retirement. I could retire on that alone!
I do believe I saw the picture of Elvis salivating during the verse about pork chops!
Hey... What about:
"No mo heart disease."
"No mo di-a-b-tes."
"No mo cav-i-tes."
"No mo clogged arteries."
They forgot that verse.
One thing I am sure of, if Debbie Hannah had been running sound, that sweet woman's mic would have been non-functional.
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