Monday, March 23, 2009

Lady Eagles Win Ugly


This was the headline and photo included in yesterday's Jackson Sun newspaper. I don't know this young lady, but I'm sure she's going to be unmercifully ridiculed by her peers all week.

Here are some other "boneheadlines" I found surfing the www (for those from the deep south .. that's world wide web and has absolutely nothing to do wrestling).



Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Stolen Painting Found by Tree


Milk Drinkers Are Turning to Powder

Farmer Bill Dies in House

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half


Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group


Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

For more headliners, check out Jay Leno's Headliners books or Anguished English!


Small Medium at Large....

Anonymous said...

What ugly thing did the Lady Eagles win?